You're not going to. Now you know I don't hate players I hate 80Ps but there are some players that I

I'll never draft and it's not necessarily because I hate them it's because you all love them

because fantasy gamers are infatuated so I'll never have them on my team.

But there are a handful of players that I'm happy fantasy footballers are obsessed with.

Please, by all means, draft Player X. Take him off the board and don't crowd out players that I actually

want to draft. Please. Push the button on Mark Ingram, a plotting running back who will lose more and more touches to Justice Hill as the season goes along.

Please! Invested Mark Ingram, who we have never seen wearing a uniform without that intricate Saints logo.

Tethered to the best screen game quarterback in the history of the league.

Please take that guy. So I never have to worry about him. And the other guy in that same

ADP range is Josh Jacobs. Please, by all means, select Josh Jacobs, another, by all means.

Select Josh Jacobs, another Alabama running back

with inflated brand equity.

But in the case of Josh Jacobs,

he rushed for less than 1,500 yards in his career at Alabama.

Less than 1,500 yards in a college career is nothing.

He might as well have not played in college. Like flashed a couple

runs that film grinders can keep replaying and playing and playing and

replaying on a perpetual loop, get themselves worked up in a lather.

Just he had five touches in his career at Alabama.

First round pick. And it makes sense that the guy that would draft Josh Jacobs in the first round would be a former

television analyst. I mean that's just perfect. The team that hires the

former television analyst is the one that selects the unproven running back in the

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