Military Soldier SUCKER PUNCHES ME after a FENDER BENDER... so I get him KICKED OUT of the MILITARY
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🗓️ 1 December 2023
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A military soldier sucker punches me in the face after I get into a minor fender bender with his car. |
| 0:05.9 | And after he drives off and nearly runs me over with his car, I decide to pursue criminal charges, |
| 0:11.4 | forcing him to be kicked out of the United States military, |
| 0:14.4 | while also requiring him to pay me tens of thousands of dollars. |
| 0:18.0 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:19.0 | So I was working as a civilian for the United States military overseas, and I lived off base in an apartment complex |
| 0:26.0 | popular among the U.S. military. And one fateful morning I accidentally hit another |
| 0:30.9 | soldier's vehicle. Upon exiting the vehicle, I noticed that both of our vehicles were what you would call a hoop tie. |
| 0:37.5 | A hoop tie is an old car that is pretty beat up that has been passed around from service to service member, |
| 0:43.0 | and they generally sell for about $2,000. |
| 0:45.0 | I also recognize that I was at fault for the accident. |
| 0:49.0 | And honestly, it was a very minor accident. |
| 0:51.0 | His rear bumper was dented in slightly, and I could hear that both of our cars |
| 0:55.2 | were still running. I approached the driver who had already gotten out and he was in |
| 0:59.2 | uniform and I apologized and said if it was all right with him I'd like to negotiate a payment that I will pay him in cash and we don't have to involve any of the authorities. |
| 1:08.8 | I wanted to keep this as simple as possible. |
| 1:11.1 | I'll be honest the accident was so minor I |
| 1:13.5 | honestly expected him to say nah it's all good but even if he wanted some money I'd |
| 1:17.9 | be willing to pay him. I have always been of the opinion if you have a |
| 1:21.6 | fender bender and can negotiate agreeable terms between both |
| 1:25.1 | the parties, it's best not to involve insurance or the police. But this guy told me he wanted |
| 1:29.9 | to call the police. I said we could call the police or we could go on base together and I could give |
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