Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle Studio?

Oh, I can hear that theme music playing in my head right now.

Doon, doon,on, tune to be?

Isn't that wicked of me?

The other day, I was in Tripoli with my good Judy, Angelina Jolie. And I looked at her and I said,

Put your hands on your knees, Angelina Jolie. And she just looked at me. And she said, I wonder why they left this bathroom so unclean, so unlike me.

And I said, I hope I never figure out who broke your heart, because if I do, I'd spend all

night losing sleep.

I'd spend the night, and I'd lose my mind. And Angelina just looked at me.

And then I vomited. Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show. Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle

studio? There's way more than 13 reasons why to love tonight's guest,

and one of them is his current work on your TVs.

It's truly some of his best.

He's serving the house-down boots

and many other attributes that deserve salutes.

Whether you're at attention or at ease.

Tonight you get to join the Miles Heiser Club for free.

Ladies and gentle them, may I have your attention please.

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