Alaska And Kelly Mantle Are Here To Slay The Holidays!
The Kelly Mantle Show
Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
5.0 • 578 Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, I always end up where I'm supposed to be? |
| 0:34.1 | Isn't that suspicious of me? |
| 0:37.2 | The other day, I was with my good Judy, Natasha Leon, |
| 0:41.9 | and we were at the Auto Zone getting oil changes. |
| 0:45.9 | And we walked across the street to the cafe to partake in a parfe. |
| 0:50.9 | And I said, you know, the butter melts out of habit, |
| 0:53.9 | the toast isn't even warm. |
| 0:56.1 | And the waiters and the man in the plaid shirt play out a scene they played so many times before. |
| 1:02.2 | And the coffee is just water dressed in brown. |
| 1:06.1 | And Natasha looked at me and said, sh, don't make a sound. |
| 1:11.1 | And then I vomited. |
| 1:14.2 | Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show. |
| 1:17.3 | Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle studio? |
| 1:21.0 | Honey, we've got a show for you today. |
| 1:23.9 | Miss Mama, Miss Thing. |
| 1:26.0 | She's back, back, back |
| 1:27.5 | She's back again |
| 1:28.8 | Because she's my friend |
| 1:30.1 | And we texted each other |
| 1:31.5 | And then hit send |
| 1:32.6 | And said, hey, you want to do it again? |
| 1:35.4 | Whoa. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

