Miles' Bad Aim
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I don't know if you guys do this maneuver or not, but I do it. |
| 0:02.6 | So when I'm snuggle with someone asleep, I don't know why I do this. |
| 0:05.4 | If I have my hand or my arm over them, I shoot my forearm between their boobs. You said you don't know why you do that. Let me explain. Because they have boobs. Correct. I shoot them on the air. Yeah. I'm in between the boobs. Yeah. Even if it's hot in summery and they're sweating, the whole deal, all right? |
| 0:20.3 | But the boobs. |
| 0:21.2 | Now, I am naked again. |
| 0:22.3 | Correct. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:23.7 | I shoot them through, I shoot my hand through. Even if it's hot in summery and they're sweating, the whole deal, all right? But the boobs. |
| 0:21.2 | Now, I am naked again. |
| 0:22.3 | Correct. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:23.7 | I shoot them through. I shoot my hand through the boobs. So what do I do? The same thing I do when I get in a bit every single time with my soon-to-be wife. I shoot my hand through her boobs. I cuddle up to her. I start falling asleep. that the boobs not feel different? |
| 0:37.1 | Like was there no... |
| 0:37.7 | That is what woke me up. |
| 0:39.7 | Really? |
| 0:40.3 | Yes. |
| 0:40.6 | The feel of the... I started falling asleep. Did the boobs not feel different? Like was there no... |
| 0:37.7 | That is what woke me up. Really? Yes. The feel of the... I mean, it just snapped me into reality. It wasn't, you know, you're somewhat semi-conscious. Obviously, I got up and walked to the bathroom, used it, went back in. When I lay down, I think I was rolled the other direction. Then when I finally, so I'd been there a little while, |
| 0:55.2 | rolled over asleep, shot my head, did the boot move, shot the hand. And then I'm like, these are big, big, big. Like I don't just work in my hand. It was harder to get your hand through the cleavits. You know what I'm saying? Because they were so big and heavy. |
| 1:28.5 | And then I was like, oh God. And when I said, oh, God, I woke Ellen up. And I'm like, I am so sorry. I, I, I just went to the bathroom. I, God, for, I'm sorry. Did you have a also, I just woke up erection since they tend to go hand in hand? Well, when I stood up, I was buck-ass naked. |
| 1:29.0 | Right. |
| 1:28.5 | You know, and I stood up, I was buck-ass naked. |
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