HR 1: Sleep Stories Pt. 1
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, here's the question. |
| 0:04.2 | Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours. |
| 0:08.6 | All right, this might surprise you. |
| 0:10.1 | It might not. |
| 0:11.0 | But in a survey, 93% of pilots admit to naps on the job, as in the cockpit, as in the cockpit |
| 0:17.9 | during flights. |
| 0:18.9 | Now, 12% said they nap every time. |
| 0:21.7 | 44% said they do it regularly and 33% just said they occasionally doze off. |
| 0:28.1 | Now, to be fair, they don't do it during takeoff or landing. |
| 0:31.2 | And according to every commercial pilot that we have ever talked to on this program with autopilot, |
| 0:36.5 | planes pretty much fly themselves. |
| 0:39.3 | Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for light rails. Yeah, we go to San Francisco where a light |
| 0:44.8 | rail operator fell asleep at the controls while the train went around a curve at 50 miles per hour. |
| 0:51.1 | Just so you know, the average speed for curves in downtown San Francisco was 8 to 10 miles per hour. Now, the operator did wake up. Either because of the violent |
| 1:00.8 | jolting or the screaming passengers, it's hard to know. But luckily, there were only minor injuries. |
| 1:06.3 | Meanwhile, in Texas, a man fell asleep and set himself on fire when he dropped his cigarette in his lap. |
| 1:11.5 | And look, I've done that myself. I've not burst into flames, but I've awoken to a few telltale |
| 1:16.1 | holes and pairs of shorts and the occasional pairs of pants. But look, it happens to all of us. |
| 1:21.1 | Sometimes you just fall asleep at an important time. It happens to the best of us. But other |
| 1:26.3 | times, you know, you intentionally go to sleep like a normal person. It's bedtime, so you go to bed. Only to be attacked by a lion. And yes, I admit, that does not happen much, but it doesn't happen never. It happened to a guy in Turkey after a lion escaped from the lion's enclosure at the zoo. Yeah, he woke up to getting mauled. |
| 1:45.9 | He died later at the hospital. |
| 1:48.4 | But look, there's nothing you can do about sleep. |
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