Mike Vecchione: Ex Friends & New Lovers
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Mike is Hannah's ex boyfriend's best friend and this is the first time they have spoken since the breakup. He also happens to be a hysterical comedian so he was the perfect podcast guest. The two discuss the complexities of a breakup, how he succeeded in getting out of the friend zone, having the same career as your best friend or significant other and not getting jealous of their success, how to focus on the positives of the internet and stay away from the negatives, how hard you should actually try at things, how many times he contemplated quitting comedy, the weird in-between phase no one talks about in their careers, kids who are coddled, his honest opinion of Hannah being on reality tv, disassociated sex, people who are bad at handling success, and how everything is negotiable.
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| 0:00.0 | Did you ever contemplate quitting comedy? |
| 0:03.6 | I was sad. |
| 0:04.1 | Oh, um, quitting comedy. |
| 0:06.5 | I'm a good guy. |
| 0:10.8 | Welcome to Burnin' It. |
| 0:14.1 | I'm your host Hannah Burner, and welcome to the dark, dark depths of hell. |
| 0:25.2 | Today, I'm with a very special guest. |
| 0:28.0 | Mike Vecchione, yes, he is Italian, in case you were wondering. |
| 0:32.3 | I've known him for a long time. |
| 0:34.2 | He's my sweet, sweet friend. |
| 0:35.8 | Yes, thank you for him. |
| 0:36.8 | I'm not done with your injury. |
| 0:38.3 | Oh, okay, I'm sorry. |
| 0:39.3 | I'm looking at your bio. |
| 0:40.3 | Let's start with... |
| 0:41.3 | Can I talk now? |
| 0:42.3 | No. |
| 0:43.3 | He's appeared on NBC's last comic standing. |
| 0:45.6 | He won like a shit ton of awards with that. |
| 0:47.3 | He's been on Insider Amy Schumer. |
| 0:49.0 | Conan, he's always on the tonight's show starring Jimmy Fallon. |
| 0:52.0 | He's probably gonna be on again, so look out for that. |
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