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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Mike Schmidt

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2016

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Podcaster, comedian and writer Mike Schmidt (The 40-Year-Old Boy) stops by the show to talk about which brand of bottled water tastes like rocks and filth, his girlfriend Jill from Wisconsin, the breakup of his marriage and the experience of divorce, why he feels he wasn't a good husband, the Never Not Funny backstory, people walking on eggshells around him, anger, gastric bypass surgery and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, hi, hello!

0:25.0

Welcome to another episode of Alison Rosen's Unibest Friend.

0:28.0

I am sitting here in dining room studios with Mike Schmidt, writer, comedian, actor, host

0:34.6

of the 40-year-old boy podcast, and someone that Giovanni has been recommending that I

0:40.6

have on my show for a long time.

0:42.2

Giovanni, as you know, loves you.

0:44.0

Yeah, you buried the lead there.

0:47.2

Which part is the lead?

0:48.2

The only reason I'm in the building is because of Gio, probably.

0:50.2

I mean, you went, you went, all, you listed credits, which was great, but Gio has been

0:53.9

hectoring you and tugging on the hem of your shirt and saying you got to get this guy

0:56.5

on, and it was very nice of you to do so.

0:58.4

Thank you.

0:59.4

I'm not going to disagree with that.

1:02.2

But now it's up to you to bring it.

1:03.8

All right, well, take care folks.

1:05.0

It was nice to be here.

1:06.8

I enjoyed it.

1:08.0

No pressure.

1:09.0

Let's just get right into the most important thing, which is you brought your own water fresh

1:15.5

from the cooler that you carry with you.

1:17.6

I do.

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