Alison's Potato Face, Weird Ice Cream Scoops and Six Degrees of Homelessness

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2016

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Fresh from France with the taste of vomit still in my mouth (oh, did I mention I got sick there because I can't shut up about it) we recorded this episode where we talked about the trip, Jeff's Florida adventure, the weird ice cream scoop that I thought was standard but isn't, the death of Nibbles McGee, Jenna's first Mother's Day, modern dancing, Dutch snacks and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Mickey.

Transcript

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0:00.0	And now, live from Dining Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday.
0:06.8	On the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show.
0:09.2	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest, she's a comedian who didn't like eating chicken
0:13.2	until her husband taught her how to appreciate meat.
0:15.4	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:17.4	He's a man who's been refining his personal brand.
0:20.2	So far, it mainly just involves liking any tweet that mentions him.
0:23.6	It's hashtag, and he's a producer who will soon be telling his inspirational poster
0:29.0	that reads, Heaven seems a little bit closer when you are shitting by the ocean.
0:33.0	It's Greg Heller.
0:34.0	Chef Jeff is here to make his famous movie with freshly squeezed dingleberries.
0:38.0	I'm a husband Daniel and Allison is still forcing me to write these things,
0:42.0	saying, hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:48.0	Allison Rosen, Allison, I'm the time to do this friend.
0:53.0	Allison, Allison, we've got good times to burn in.
0:59.0	Allison, Rosie, we need to get together.
1:05.0	Allison, Rosie, Allison, you do this friend.
1:10.0	Hello, my little hot pockets.
1:12.0	It's me, Allison.
1:13.0	Welcome to another exciting episode.
1:15.0	I would like to say hello to my guests.
1:17.0	Hello, Greg Heller.
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