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🗓️ 9 May 2022
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Will invites another Canadian treasure this week: Mr. Mike Myers. 18 seconds of pleasure and a lifetime of responsibility, 2% water and 98% ham, and a thousand-pound bull made entirely outta’ butter. Bienvenu á SmartLess.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello, listener. Listen, I've been drawing an animated version of myself because I'm going to, I want to do a cartoon. Anyway, so here this little jakey baits is over here. |
| 0:16.0 | Hi, it's really great to see you, Jason. |
| 0:20.0 | Wait, little jakey, are you drinking? It's pretty early. |
| 0:23.0 | I don't know, this is water. You have to take a little sniffy. Well, that's definitely not water, but anyway, sit down or lay down rather for you. Probably lay down would be better. |
| 0:34.0 | And here comes a fresh new episode of Let's Mark. |
| 0:54.0 | What's going on? Is that a movie cigarette? |
| 0:58.0 | What do you mean? Yeah, it is. I can tell by the way the cherry is burning. Right. It looks so fake. Well, no, but that's a, that's a clove or like the, the, the herbal ones that they give us on sets, right? |
| 1:10.0 | It's metal. Yeah. Oh, really? It's, it's metal, man. What is that? So then it's a vape or something? Yeah. Wait, but what are you doing? |
| 1:18.0 | I guess you can't smoke, you can't smoke on stage with your character. Oh, smokes in the play like this. Is this look, does this look natural? What are you blowing out of your mouth? Is that water vapor? Confidence. |
| 1:33.0 | Oh, God, somebody's found a new. I like your attitude. I like your attitude with the smoke now. You've got, you see now you've got more attitude. Sean. Okay. So let me ask you. Well, yeah, because we had it in Tusk. I never to argue last night. I don't, I, someone still made a hold it here, but you hold it up here. Am I closer to the top of your right? Yeah. |
| 1:52.0 | I do that. And I mean, thanks for coming to the expert. This is one of those like talk to the expert sections. Yeah, you just got to, you got to find that kind of like loose. Yeah, like right in the middle. But do you want to do Will's face right now? |
| 2:05.0 | Or that you got a little bit of smoke in the eye? I just learned from all those old malbrow billboards. It's complicated. Yeah. Like, man, I'm, how am I going to get those steed down there? Yeah, where's the real horses? You know, I mean, once I wrangle up this cattle, I'll make my way back to the ranch. |
| 2:21.0 | Well, good morning. Hi, good morning to everybody. Everybody sleep. Okay. Yeah. So, but it's 11 30 where you are right? Sean or 10 30. Yeah, but I got up at 2 30 and went back to bed at seven. |
| 2:35.0 | That's something we learned about you on the, on the tour. Yeah. You, you, you get you have a, you have a half time show in your, in your, during your sleep. |
| 2:45.0 | Do you know, do you know that like a century ago or longer people used to do that all the time? They'd sleep, they go to bed early and then they'd wake up in the middle of the night and they would kind of cruise around and talk to people and socialize in the middle of the night. You can read about it. Very, I read some book about it. Wait a second. |
| 2:59.0 | Where? Tell me about that. I'm 53 years old. And this is the first time you're telling me that a century ago, it was common practice to get up in the middle of the night. Everybody across the world. Is that your position? |
| 3:10.0 | I remember reading this book about Brooklyn and they people would get up and it was not uncommon for people to get up at sort of midnight and then walk around and socialize for a couple of hours. |
| 3:21.0 | And our idea of in just that burrow. Well, that's what the book was about, but that that was something that was not uncommon at the time, according to the author. |
| 3:30.0 | I read this thing a long time ago, like if you're if you can't sleep, just get up like because to fight it is worse. Hang on, hang on. Let me work this out if you can. You ever tried to punch yourself across the face and knock yourself back out again? |
| 3:42.0 | You wake up kind of bruised up again. That suggests that you knocked yourself out of the first place to go to sleep. |
| 3:48.0 | Well, I mean, but this is a book that I'd read on on Staten Island and that that hundred years ago. |
| 3:56.0 | I mean, obviously, you know, I'm calling bullshit because you never read a book. So I just know that. Yeah. So I know that that's not. |
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