"John Mulaney"

SmartLess

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Discussion, Education, Music, Comedy, Science, Culture, Society & Culture, Entertainment, Interview, Learning

4.6 • 51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

As John Mulaney always says: “sugar goes into this body.” This week’s guest gets deep about his former tag crew, hypnotism, and proper swaddle technique. Plus Sean pitches a new compost idea.

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0:00.0	Well, the fans are filing in here at Smartless Arena, and we're ready for a great game.
0:08.6	I think that all the teams today are ready to go, and there's a lot on the line here.
0:13.4	So let's see how they do over here on an old-new Smartless Smart.
0:25.4	Listen, I just want to say this, Jay, because I haven't, until now, I think it's so brave
0:42.6	for you to, with your eyewear to go Sally Jesse Raphael, because I love the look.
0:47.4	I love it.
0:49.4	Well, Sally Jesse would be a red.
0:51.8	Yeah, this is a black.
0:53.2	Like those do look like the same shape.
0:55.2	Yeah, they are the same shape.
0:56.5	Wait, am I usually wearing a different pair of glasses?
0:59.2	I don't know what it says.
1:00.2	I don't know what it says.
1:01.2	I don't know what it says.
1:02.2	For some reason, today, they're casting you in a different light.
1:06.8	They're casting you in a different role.
1:08.6	Well, maybe it's because I'm suffering deeply from COVID.
1:11.8	No.
1:12.8	Maybe that's what you're seeing, Will.
1:13.8	You don't have it.
1:14.8	Why don't you have a little bit more sympathy for me because I'm lousy with COVID?
1:17.8	Do you really have it?
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