Mike Johnson, Campus Police (Live from DC!)

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2024

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Live from our nation’s perfect capital, Al Franken stops by to look at the latest batch of lying liars. Mehdi Hasan doesn’t pull punches or eat sushi. Sam Jay and Josh Gondelman crown a new Freak of the Week, and we ask our guests the question, “Would you smash or would you passover?” Tour dates & cities: crooked.com/events

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0:00.0	Hello Washington DC.
0:10.0	D.C.
0:14.0	It is...
0:15.0	Great to be back
0:20.0	in our nation's perfect capital.
0:24.0	Why, you're all in such a good moon.
0:28.0	It's great to be back at the Lincoln Theater.
0:36.0	My old stomping grounds,
0:39.0	my old blubbering drunk outside of a bar grounds.
0:45.0	My old, why doesn't Hillary like me grounds?
0:48.0	She knows other people think I'm funny, but she doesn't see it.
0:57.0	Maybe one day she will. There's still time.
1:06.0	I've known Hillary Clinton now for literally 20 years.
1:10.0	Always get the same facial expression which is I don't get it.
1:13.2	You know when you go to a place you are the age you were when you lived in that place?
1:26.1	Like how you're just a little shit to your sibling when you're home for Thanksgiving,
1:30.3	even though you're both adults with life insurance.
1:35.0	It's great to be back.
1:37.0	Tonight, Al Franken is here.
1:39.0	Medi Hassan is here.
1:42.0	Medi Hassan is here.
1:43.0	Comedian Sam Jay and Josh Gondelman are here.
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