Forever.

Dog!

Warning, the following podcast contains the origin of cosplay.

Lord Zed worship, toy vendor stalking,

and Jason sang the name of a company that makes sweet pickles.

All that, plus Mighty Morphan Power Rangers live with guest Johnny Gargano. It's podcasting time on podcast The Ride. The Ride. I'm Welcome to Podcast the Ride, the theme park podcast hosted by three men who, if they were Power Rangers, would all have giant swords that resemble wet fish.

My name is Mike Carlson.

I guess I would also say like mackerel or something when I was doing that. Jason Sheridan joining me as always. Explain yourself, please. Well, here's the thing. I was thinking about what's like a lame

animal that we would have when, you know, when they say like mastodon, teradactyl, those are dinosaurs,

obviously, but they've changed, you know, so many say like mastodon, teradactyl, those are dinosaurs, obviously,

but they've changed, you know, so many times during Power Rangers, and I figured, what would be our animals that our zords would look like? So I thought wet fish makes the most sense. Okay. Jason shared in here. Hi. Yes, I'm here. Yeah, I understand it now. Okay. understand it now. I mean, I think a lot of fish are pretty, you know, majestic and cool, but that's probably why my fish, that's why my animal would be a wet fish. Okay, fair enough. Scott Gardner here? Well, first off, what other way would a fish be? That's their natural habitat. So it's no slam on a fish to say the fish is wet. If they're wet, they're living their best life. Yeah, it's a good point. So are we. So a dry

fish actually would be more embarrassing and would more play into the joke that I was trying to make

that we're a three losers. Yeah, but also maybe more sad because of dry fish you were thinking

about their mortality.

And while we might die in the face of a Power Rangers type battle, I don't regard ourselves

of that degree of depression that we are a fish choking on the deck of a boat.

That said, I also, there is some, I don't totally disagree with the

metaphor. And I think within it, we would still pick, like, are we, who's a cod and who's a

trout and, yeah. There's one with like a really harsh, like, scrod or, it's not scratch.

Scrod is something Jason definitely ate growing up.

Scrod, right?

Scrod guy. I've not actively ordered Scrod, but I've likely sampled scroft. But that is like a mundane, like when they're not, when we're maybe not serving the top of the line fish, maybe scrod is what we're looking at. Is it like a bottom feeder is what they would call it? Like that's the, that's like a real like cheap, dirty fish.

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