0:00.0	Forever!
0:01.8	Dog!
0:05.0	Warning.
0:06.0	The following podcast requires your participation.
0:09.5	While the hosts do most of the work, you must mentally help steer their conversation
0:13.6	and keep them from veering off topic.
0:16.1	Your paddles are your positive thoughts.
0:18.7	You'll know you failed if they go on a lengthy, uncomfortable detour about high school swimming.
0:23.7	Now let's get ready to row.
0:25.5	It's Davy Crockett's Explorer Canoes on Podcast The Ride.
0:29.0	I'm a podcast about theme parks hosted by three guys who will soon be bragging about exerting mild physical effort for nine minutes.
0:59.1	I'm Scott Gerdner, one of those guys, joined by Mike Carlson.
1:02.0	Hi.
1:02.3	Hi, yes, I'm Mike Carlson.
1:03.4	Did you mean 90 minutes?
1:04.9	Because that's how long I would like to brag about doing something physical.
1:08.6	We will be, okay, we did exert physical effort for nine
1:12.6	minutes and we will be talking about it for night. The nine minutes was on the ride we're talking
1:17.6	about today. Davy Kruckett's Exploric News, which we will discuss for 90 minutes and I think most of that
1:23.4	will be bragging about, you know, pivoting our arms slightly. Right. And like just like just like feeling like the bicep pump, you know, because like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the famous movie, I think pumping iron was always talking about the pump. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? I've never seen pumping iron, but I would imagine from the title that pumping. And I don't want to get too body here today already, but I guess I have to now because he's like talking about like the pump is like an orgasm. He says that. So I'm going to say when we're talking about just a general paddling, we're going to be like, you know, the paddle is as good as an orgasm. I assume that's sort of the type of thing. We're all sharing. But I don't know. I guess we'll bring Jason into this discussion, Jason Sheridan. Sure. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about all that. Okay. Well, I guess the first thing to decide is are we using the word pump? Because we're kind of pumping. We are pumping, yeah. Or is it paddling. The paddling is like a pump, which is like... I mean, I think proper respect, you know, to the attraction would be paddling.
2:23.8	Okay.
2:24.3	But I know Mike seems really enthusiastic about this pump situation.
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