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The Jackie and Laurie Show

Midwestern Disdain (#423)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

MaximumFun.org

Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8637 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) deals with polar bear denial, Jackie (@jackiekashian) explains why you don't wan't to crash into Bob Hope's house, and we can all agree God is against Q&A's.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.

0:04.5

Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.

0:07.9

It's the Jackie and Laurie show.

0:10.7

The Jackie and Laurie show.

0:14.4

It's the Jackie and Laurie show.

0:17.6

The Jackie and Laurie show.

0:20.6

It's me, Jackie C Jackiecation we're doing it Lori Kilmartin

0:26.0

Kyle yes this is an attempt attempt to we three actually we did one on Saturday and

0:37.4

or nine yeah Yeah. I had connectivity issues from my

0:43.5

hotel. So we scrapped it. I tried to do it ahead of time because we knew Sunday would suck.

0:50.8

And then Sunday, I didn't go home until 2 a.m.

0:55.8

That's what I was like.

0:58.5

When you kept to, I was like with all the,

1:03.0

because it was the terrifying world of rain in Southern California.

1:07.5

For some reason, Southern California panics when it rains.

1:10.0

That's because we don't have any way of dealing with it, I guess. But you got rerouted from Burbank to Ontario and then had to take a bus back to Burbank Airport?

1:16.6

Wait. Well, I mean, it's a double pineapple express. It's not regular rain. It's, this is

1:22.5

bad rain. Okay. Jackie. How dare you come after California like that? With your Midwest disdain?

1:28.6

This is not sprinkles and you know it.

1:31.4

I do have some residual Midwest disdain, which I shouldn't have 26 years later that I've lived in Cal I've never lived anywhere this long.

1:43.2

Right.

1:48.9

So pineapple, but I don't know the, I guess, what's the pineapple business?

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