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Being anally probed here on the minisodes.

Oh, yeah.

We went to the dawn of anal probing today. We did. We saw

cusp over the hill of the anal probe. Yeah. Finally, the arrow we've been waiting for is here.

Welcome to the show, gentlemen. I'm excited. I got something for today. I'm sure you know,

well, no. What do you got, Alex? I'm curious.

I have a listener story from our fine Reddit that I thought was kind of a fun one. This person put in a lot of effort, put in like a lot of stories. I'm just going to read the first one in the intro. But please continue. I really like that people have started picking up the pace at which they submit listener stories to the subreddit. So if there's some way that I can convince you to get in there and submit one, I'm trying to read them more often. So you guys have more of an incentive. So you get a little bit of extra spice in between, in between, you know, listeners. It's all about the extra spice. You got to spice it up.

You want to, you know, get a little death stick in there.

You know what I'm saying?

Like Elon Sleza Begano, one of my favorite Star Wars characters.

Anyway, this is from my new rooster.

And they say, listener stories, there's a few here.

I'm just going to read the first one, though.

But they say, hello, everyone. I've been listening to the Chulminati podcast for less time than I probably should have, considering how long I've watched

content from Jesse. After wanting to attend the 2024 live show and attending the latest live show

November 25, listening to all of the viewer stories episodes and my most recent stories topic,

I have decided to share all of my stories here

on the subreddit. Okay. This is my first ever posting on Reddit, so apologies for any

faux pause or the length of this post. Well, you've covered all the apologies that first time

posts have on them. So, so far, so good. This will be written in reverse chronological order. I give full permission to read them off on the podcast and feel free to cherry pick any of the stories. If only one strikes your fancy. I'm only doing it because I only have as long as I have to talk. And I don't, this is a very, there's a lot of stories here. Uh, anyway, they go on. I'm more of an Alex-leaning Mathis. I like a good

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