Episode 351: Wall of Molasses - A Sticky Death
Chilluminati Podcast
Chilluminati Podcast
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Alex shows Jesse and Mathas how the story of a giant encroaching wall of killer molasses is really sort of the story of all of us. Or something.
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Sources:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/without-warning-molasses-january-surged-over-boston-180971251/
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-05-26/all-evacuation-orders-lifted-orange-county-chemical-crisis-garden-grove
https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=s6s0AAAAIBAJ&pg=949%2C3011666
https://youtu.be/HAZlPuL3Qhw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMWrk_94L8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1FnQmAsajc
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to the Chulamani podcast. |
| 0:22.4 | Episode 351, as always, I'm one of your hosts. |
| 0:25.3 | Mike Martin joined by my two co-pilots from the skies and the sea, Alex and Jesse. |
| 0:31.9 | From the skies and the sea. |
| 0:33.3 | We're like soren. |
| 0:34.1 | Skies in the sea. |
| 0:35.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:36.9 | You're like Sora. Oh, goofy. Which is like Sauran. Sk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're like Sora. |
| 0:56.1 | Oh. Which Sora? There's like nine of them. No, no, no, there's only one Sora. Yeah, the one from Kingdom Hearts 2. Oh, I was thinking of the one from Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop distance. Yeah. Is there any, Any Kingdom Hearts references in Final Fantasy 14? |
| 0:57.5 | Uh, probably. |
| 0:58.1 | I can't. distance. Is there any, any, kingdom hearts references in Final Fantasy 14? |
| 0:57.1 | Uh, |
| 0:57.5 | I can't even front. |
| 0:58.9 | I don't know the mythology. |
| 1:00.2 | I don't think so. |
| 1:01.4 | It's, |
| 1:01.9 | it becomes impossible to discern after the second game, |
| 1:05.6 | Alex. |
| 1:05.9 | Oh, |
| 1:06.3 | and I will die on that hill. |
| 1:07.5 | I should have done in April Fool's reverse in, |
| 1:10.6 | like back door into doing, just explaining the kingdom hearts hill. I should have done in April Fool's reverse in like backdoor into doing just |
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