Midweek Mini: Glitch in the Sports Matrix

Chilluminati Podcast

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

The simulation is copy and pasting now it seems.
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Heroforge - http://www.heroforge.com Promocode: Chill
Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox
Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros
Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty
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0:00.0	Hmm, hey. Hmm.
0:24.3	Hey.
0:25.3	Lord, buddy.
0:26.1	Oh, really so.
0:27.9	223.
0:29.7	Yeah.
0:29.9	Yeah.
0:31.1	I'm a cult leader.
0:32.7	I mean, spiritual leader.
0:34.8	And I'm your breath.
0:36.9	Neither of those. None of them. I'm your breath exercise leader. And I'm your breath. Neither of those.
0:38.0	None of those.
0:39.4	I'm your breath exercise leader.
0:44.2	The foundations of your cult are, just breathe.
0:47.6	Honestly, it's probably the best called out there then.
0:49.6	Let go of your voice a little.
0:51.2	Just listen.
0:51.9	Just let go your voice a little.
0:54.4	Breathe a little bit more.
0:56.1	If you have a Bain impression from 2013 to the Dark Night Rises, that works as well.
1:04.8	As many, we have a room in our cult that's just a bunch of people doing Bain impressions who love and remember that movie and want it to be and take the place as the finale of Batman as it was intended.
1:15.3	Is it weird? I've only seen the first two of that three. I'd never sold the last one.
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