Hello, everybody and welcome back to the Chulamani podcast, episode 317.

As always, I'm one of your hosts from Mike Martin, joined by my two non-raptured friends, Jesse and Alex.

We're still here.

Boys didn't get raptured.

I'm so sorry.

Did you mistake me for possibly queer? I don't understand how the Bible works. Help me. I must I must stress. I know we did that episode a while back about like, you know, culty things and that whole when something doesn't come true like a prophecy, how people adjust. Yeah. Watching it happen in real time was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

I went to rapture TikTok to go see all the people who had posted.

I'm going to be raptured.

And I went to go see.

And it roughly breaks down to this.

Not in, oh, wow, I was wrong.

Man, that sucks.

All of them were roughly, how dare you make fun of me for my beliefs.

Would you rather believe in God and not get raptured or mock me and not believe in God?

And then when you had to stand before the Lord be punished. And I was like, you just flip that back on

everyone. That's crazy.

It's how you do it, dude.

That's how you do it. I think people did get raptured.

They just weren't raptured away. I was middle of getting raptured. No, actually, no, no, Mathis. There you were mid-Raport. God came to me in a dream. God came to me in a vision. No, I was middle of the sky, dude.

I was naked and the-

God came to me and he told me what's up.

He said,

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