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Episode 318: Aleister Crowley Part 3 - Et Tu Poupée?

Chilluminati Podcast

Chilluminati Podcast

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2025

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

It's the END of the Aleister Crowley series on Chilluminati. Mike, Jesse and Alex learn the juicy details of his end of life magical war against Hitler.

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0:00.0

Hello, everybody and welcome back to the Chuluminati podcast, episode 318.

0:24.2

As always, I'm one of your host, Mike Martin, joined by my very own Alster Crowley and

0:29.0

Newburgh themselves.

0:30.7

In case you don't remember, that's the guy he went to the desert with, put Karanzan on

0:34.3

the demon in, fought with, and stabbed in the hand, and then they went home.

0:38.1

Do you say Karanza? Karanzan. Karanzan. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Karanzan? Jesse and Alex. Is that a thing? Is Keran's on a thing? For him, it was. Karonzahn, dude. It's a, I feel like I know that from Super Metro. a demon. It's like a demon. It's a demon for him.

0:56.7

Samis is half Karanzan, half human. That's yep, correct. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same thing. Karanzan is a blood demon that must be defeated towards the end of the fan. Oh, this is old school runescape. He's an old school runescape demon i thought you were about to tell me the what actually crowley thought it was

1:17.4

like i thought we're about to be like only three lightning bolt spells and a frost spell can

1:22.9

defeat him thankfully his mind powers he developed the highest level.

1:29.1

You learned that on page 309 of his autobiographies.

1:32.6

That's what can defeat Koran's on.

1:34.9

Do you think time out, do you think if I traveled back in time and went and saw

1:39.1

Crowley, but only talked in the lingo of Final Fantasy spells,

1:45.3

he would be like,

1:45.6

yes,

1:45.8

well,

2:02.4

I'm fluent in Faraga, Thundaga, and, uh, no, blizaga. I, I'd be like, one of those. I'd be like, um, the strongest of all the spells. I think just being an improviser for like several years, I could like, just go hold my own in a wizard battle without any prep.

2:02.4

Yeah, but Alastair Crowley is like in. years, I could, like, just go hold my own in a wizard battle without any prep.

2:07.5

Yeah, but Alastair Crowley is like into improv, like Michael Scott from the offices to improv.

2:10.6

It's about him exclusively what he wants to do.

2:12.9

And if you produce your own, you're like, it's the most powerful.

2:14.8

Oh, no, I would join.

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