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Midst

MIDST | S1 E16: Garage Sale

Midst

Critical Role

Fiction, Arts, Science Fiction, Performing Arts

4.8826 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

A deal you can't afford to miss.   Midst is an audio drama in which three mischievous narrators spin a surreal, reality-bending, sci-fantasy space western about a crotchety outlaw, a struggling cultist, and a diabolical bastard making awful decisions in a world on the edge of disaster.   To unlock more episodes, have an ad-free experience, and access rich lore-expanding bonus content, join the fold over on Midst.co as a paid subscriber!    Some themes and situations that occur in-show may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode. Your health and well-being is important to us and Psycom has a great list of international mental health resources, in case it’s useful: http://bit.ly/PsycomResources   Midst is created by Third Person  Original Music and Episode Icon Art by Third Person Additional Music by 5 Alarm   Follow us! Website: https://www.midst.co Twitter: https://twitter.com/midstpodcast Instagram: https://instagram.com/midstpodcast   Find our merch at midst.co    Midst is a Metapigeon production in partnership with and distributed by Critical Role Productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The con-sactors soldiers are assembling, amassing outside the mission at the stationary hill post office.

0:07.4

Lark glances at them warily from down the street as she threads her way through an intersection,

0:13.9

being sure to keep plenty of pedestrians and wagons between her and them.

0:18.7

The media contingent is there as well.

0:22.2

A broadcasting tent and a dais are being set up.

0:26.5

Jedediah Palm, the voice of the teletheric transducer, is there.

0:32.1

Even the consector himself is afoot.

0:35.1

His cape, a flutter, armor gleaming, speaking to his company with that notary

0:42.6

woman beside him.

0:44.4

Lark does not wait to watch.

0:46.9

She is through the crossing down the road, headed swiftly for the garage.

0:52.1

There's no delaying any longer.

0:55.0

They are surely here, for her, for her capture, which means it's time she packed her bags and got the hell out of here. Welcome to Joe's Garag.

1:24.7

This is Joe's Garag, here slightly further down the hill, down the road from the top of stationary hill.

1:32.9

Joe's garage is an excellent garage.

1:35.9

Well, it's a garage, a bachular vehicle servicing station, you know.

1:40.5

A garage.

1:41.5

Now, because the E fell off years ago and everyone thought it was funny and started calling it a garag instead of a garage and it stuck.

1:48.1

And Joe thought it was great.

1:49.3

It's kind of a stationary hill in-joke.

1:51.9

Joe's garag.

1:53.6

His telethere gingles are catchy, to say the least.

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