MIDST | S1 E15: Accounting

Midst

Critical Role

Fiction, Arts, Science Fiction, Performing Arts

4.8 • 826 Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Paperwork makes the caper work. Midst is an audio drama in which three mischievous narrators spin a surreal, reality-bending, sci-fantasy space western about a crotchety outlaw, a struggling cultist, and a diabolical bastard making awful decisions in a world on the edge of disaster. To unlock more episodes, have an ad-free experience, and access rich lore-expanding bonus content, join the fold over on Midst.co as a paid subscriber! Some themes and situations that occur in-show may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode. Your health and well-being is important to us and Psycom has a great list of international mental health resources, in case it’s useful: http://bit.ly/PsycomResources Midst is created by Third Person Original Music and Episode Icon Art by Third Person Additional Music by 5 Alarm Follow us! Website: https://www.midst.co Twitter: https://twitter.com/midstpodcast Instagram: https://instagram.com/midstpodcast Find our merch at midst.co Midst is a Metapigeon production in partnership with and distributed by Critical Role Productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Per his morning ritual, Mr. Weep is at the post office.
0:04.1	Right now at the counter, his parcel on the scale.
0:07.8	I notice this one's a little lighter than usual, the postmaster says to him.
0:14.3	Not selling as much these days.
0:16.5	No business is booming, just, you know, occasionally happens, a brief dip in supply at present, Mr. Weep says.
0:26.9	Oh, I see.
0:29.3	So you're a sperm donor, then?
0:31.6	Yeah, that's right, my buddy.
0:33.6	A businessman sees an opportunity, and every time he always.
0:37.9	They are both distracted at this point
0:40.6	by a small dribble of squirming black fluid
0:44.2	leaking from one corner of the parcel
0:46.9	onto the scale.
0:51.1	Maybe I should...
0:52.7	Please allow me.
1:01.8	Sorry about that little leaky, leaky the okey. I'm off to repackage this shit more securely.
1:05.7	He's cadattles.
1:09.9	And reels off across the post office in such a fog of horror.
1:14.8	He almost forgets he'd been planning to visit Amelda Goldfinch next in the mission and throw the black candle cabaret under the bus for personal gain.
1:41.3	Music Leaking package in one hand, parcel of evidence in the other.
1:46.1	Mr. Weep enters the mission, greeting Amelda, announcing,
1:55.0	Hello, I would like to open a new account. This is a moment Emelda has been looking forward to for some time. Mockweep already has the application paperwork ready. He pulled it straight out of
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