Mid-Game Adjustment

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

John is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)John is high on life (1:07)Halloween (14:48)Protestors (24:30)Kanye West & Elon Musk (46:20)Chick-fil a (1:09:06)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUTDec 9-10 Palm Beach, FLDec 11 Miami, FL-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Let's go,
0:20.0	let's go baby.
0:23.0	baby dude I'm hype dude because you know all right I am too but why you is why I'm
0:28.7	I'm okay you know have you ever seen any of my like well obviously you see him because you cut him have you ever seen any of my, like, well obviously you see them because you cut them.
0:34.0	Have you ever seen any of my like the clips and my eyes look kind of glassy?
0:38.0	Yeah. Have you ever seen that?
0:39.0	I have.
0:40.0	All right, and people comment on that.
0:42.0	And I think I know why. Okay.
0:44.2	Every Tuesday morning at 830 I go see my therapist. Yeah and I come in off from that.
0:52.0	So you go cry for an hour.
0:54.0	Yeah, and then I come in, everybody's like,
0:55.0	dude, what is this guy on?
0:56.0	Have you ever seen those comments?
0:57.0	Yes.
0:58.0	You're like, dude, what guy, what is this guy on?
0:59.0	Yeah, I've seen people be like, what drugs does John do right before they shoot?
1:02.8	You know what I'm on?
1:04.2	Life, that's what I'm on.
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