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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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You better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John gets serious (10:42)John has a gift (16:55)Kim Kardashian & Tortellini (24:13)BTS is going to war (30:47)History lesson (43:35)Thumbs up emoji scandal (57:45)Protestor of the week (1:11:37)and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUTDec 9-10 Palm Beach, FLDec 11 Miami, FL-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	We're live, baby.
0:20.0	We're live, baby, let's go. We live baby.
0:23.0	baby let's go Thursday. What is it October 27th?
0:28.0	27th back in the studio.
0:30.0	Oh everybody's back in the studio. Why are you guys sitting so close?
0:32.0	Just in case. You guys know who's at that close?
0:34.4	Yeah. You both sit there?
0:35.7	Yeah. Oh. Never know.
0:37.7	Yeah, you never know.
0:38.4	Yeah, you never know.
0:38.6	He was out here. Strength of numbers?
0:40.0	We just got back from, uh, where just, where were you at? I was, where did you get from,
0:42.4	Virginia Beach?
0:43.0	Where you were at?
0:43.6	I was at LSU for the weekend.
0:45.2	You went to the game?
0:45.8	Yeah.
0:46.8	See Theo?
0:47.8	No.
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