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Shut up a Second

Microwaves with Adam Carnevale

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.

0:06.9

You two can't do sibling jokes.

0:09.8

Well, you pretend to be siblings.

0:11.5

Stop.

0:12.6

We've pretended to be twins before.

0:15.6

Yes, I guess we can.

0:17.2

That's a different type of sibling, though.

0:19.5

You're pretending to be siblings. Yeah, but you can't be one where you pretend that your siblings and you're not siblings actually. Because you are siblings. I can't wait until I look really, really, really, really old. And you... Leave this in, leave this in, leave this in. And you won't look as old. Okay, because I'm what, three years younger than you? Yes. And also, you're big. I feel like you won't age as much because you're bigger. What? Like, you know how. Oh my God, that could be a thing. I don't think that is a thing. I doubt it. I can't imagine you really, really old, but I can imagine myself. I'm like an an old big man because big men die early. Oh, my dogs? That based on any statistics, though? Yeah, absolutely. I think it's the same as the dog thing. If you're physically biser. If you're physically biser, if you're physically big, you die early. Okay. That's the what's why. You don't see any old big men. Okay. Or women, I guess. Just any old big men or women, I guess.

1:11.8

Just no old biggies.

1:13.0

You're absolutely right.

1:13.9

I've never seen someone who was old and big.

1:16.6

That's true, though.

1:17.7

Think of the oldest big person you can think of and they don't exist.

1:22.9

Checkmate.

1:24.4

Also, except my great grandma who was like 92 and ginormous.

1:28.7

But besides that.

1:30.4

Yeah, sure.

1:31.0

Oh, yeah.

1:31.5

No, she was huge.

1:32.6

You know how a lot of people who are celiac but weren't diagnosed at a young age,

1:40.0

they tend to be a lot shorter because their body wasn't properly processing nutrients when they were young.

1:44.0

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, that's interesting. Well, it happens typically, especially with a lot shorter because their body wasn't properly processing nutrients when they were young. Oh, I didn't know that.

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