Bird Strikes with Jackson Baly
Shut up a Second
Sanspants Radio
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Sands Pants Network. Like, I remember my boss when I worked at the store. He was the kind of guy where you... He worked at the store. It was called the general store or something. Yeah, it was just called the general store. It's an Andrews General Store. But when I worked there, like, he was the kind of guy where you'd be... It's just a general store. All right? No, I wasn't any questions. Okay, |
| 0:22.6 | his old stuff. |
| 0:23.5 | But I'd be... It's just a general store, all right? |
| 0:21.0 | No, I don't ask me any question. |
| 0:21.8 | He sold stuff. |
| 0:23.5 | But I'd be like stacking boxes, and he'd be like, Jackson, stack quicker. And I'd be like, oh, sorry. And he'd be like, oh, I'm joking. And I'm like, how the fuck is I meant to know? You're my books. That was that a joke. |
| 0:33.4 | And you are giving me an instruction. |
| 0:35.1 | That's the kind of thing you would tell me to do. |
| 0:36.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.5 | I don't know what the hell to do. |
| 0:38.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.4 | Let's put a shit of stack quicker than you could do the joke. |
| 0:41.3 | Yeah. I don't know what the hell to do. Yeah. It should have stacked quicker. Then you couldn't have had anything to fucking set. Although maybe you're a really quick stacker. This doesn't seem likely. No. And this is only based on the things we know about you. No offense. Not taken. Oh, my Christ. Could you imagine? But yeah, maybe if you stacked so quickly, he was like, whoa, stack quick. Yeah, yeah, true. You know how... Yeah, like, hey, you want some fucking salt with your hamburger or whatever in a situation where you put heaps of salt on your hamburger. Yeah, when you put your salt on your hamburger? I think what you meant to say is, would you like some fries with your salt? Yes. That's what you meant to say. No, would you like some salt with your hamburger? Because in that instance, they're just putting salt on the hamburger and then you say, you're asking the question. Well, actually, that implies some weird world where I'm eating, I'm eating salt. Yeah, and you've put it so many hamburgers on the salt. |
| 1:29.2 | You know, whoa, okay. |
| 1:32.3 | The salt with your hamburgers. |
| 1:35.0 | God, usually I eat my salt by the spoonful like a normal person with no hamburger and wash it down. |
| 1:41.8 | Jackson, when you put your hands up to do that bin, be like, whoa, I'm like eating a lot of salt. |
| 1:48.7 | Would you like some salt with your hamburger? |
| 1:50.4 | In that moment? |
| 1:51.4 | That's just a genuine question. |
| 1:52.6 | A wait about asking you. |
| 1:53.6 | In that moment, you adjust it and you'll see. |
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