We're gonna carry on and plan the sequel, these days, you gotta have the sequel.

You gotta have a sequel. And welcome back to Micro Queers.

It's our sporadic queer horror short roundup, and I'm Joe.

And I'm Trace.

And I think this is a first for us, Joe.

We're talking about an advertisement. Yes,, Joe. We're talking about an advertisement.

Yes, we are.

We're talking about an extended commercial for Verizon.

For Verizon, directed by Nia DeCosta and starring Heated Rivalry's Connor Story.

Yeah, so folks, if you don't know what the fuck we're talking about, this dropped earlier this week.

It's called Look Behind You.

It's about a four and a half minute long commercial that features the actor, Connor Story, moving around a smart house and having weird things happening.

Like the music turning on suddenly, his TV turning on suddenly.

It seems very creepy. There might be some kind of

stalker or supernatural entity involved. And then lo and behold, the tagline or the punchline maybe

for this is that his ass is so fucking thick and juicy that he's been setting off all of these

things because he's been sitting on his phone.

And you know, so Joe, I will confess this like right out the gate.

Like I've only seen the first two episodes of heated rivalry, which I think is enough to get

the idea that Connor's story has, as this commercial says, the best butt.

And so when I was watching, it was like, wow, we're really

focusing on his ass lot. I mean, again, not complaining about it. It just, I was kind of like,

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