Michelle Collins: Disaster Dates & Shallowness
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
She stands 6'1" without heels, from Miami, Florida… Michelle Collins! You may have heard her on Sirius XM or seen her on The View. She also is kind of a big deal because she was nominated for an Emmy. But despite all her success in show business, her dating life is all over the place. A psychic told her that she will meet her husband overseas and she's convinced American guys don't like funny women. She's also scared of therapy so that's definitely not helping. Hannah also opens up about the worst date she's ever been on.
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| 0:00.0 | Dad, I'm hungry! |
| 0:01.5 | Right, what do I cook for tea? |
| 0:03.0 | Er, McCain chips. These will be good. |
| 0:05.2 | You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer. |
| 0:08.2 | Just say, Alexa, open McCain, and Alexa will help you. |
| 0:12.0 | What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me? |
| 0:16.4 | Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them |
| 0:20.6 | and give you ideas for tea. |
| 0:21.9 | Ah, okay. Alexa, open McCain. |
| 0:24.4 | Well done, Dad. Such a tech wizard. |
| 0:26.6 | Chip, chip, hooray. |
| 0:27.7 | Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain. |
| 0:36.8 | Welcome to Burnin' America. |
| 0:46.4 | I'm your host, Hannah Burner. |
| 0:47.8 | I'm here with the hysterical, one and only, Michelle freaking Collins. |
| 0:54.5 | Hey guys, it's Mish. |
| 0:56.5 | Hannah, it's great to see you. |
| 0:58.4 | I'm so excited to have you here. |
| 0:59.6 | I'm sorry to be here. What a fun place to. |
| 1:01.8 | Please. |
| 1:02.3 | I just want to promote, yeah. |
| 1:03.2 | You have this serious show every morning, eight to ten. |
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