Welcome to a free episode of Trash Future, the podcast about how we live in the future and why it's trash.

I'm November Kelly. I'm joined by Nate Bithay and Hussain Kiswani. Sadly, it's all gotten too much for our fearless leader Riley Quinn, however. And to recover his mental health, we've had to send him up the Magic Mountain to a restful sanatorium in Germany called Birkheim, until he gets well enough that he can read us business inside our articles again. Unfortunately, all of us,

well, I for one, am stuck in the UK, the country. kind until he gets well enough that he can read us business inside our articles again.

Unfortunately, all of us, well, I for one, am stuck in the UK, the country that is infested with might. Everyone in this country has fucking scabies, and so too, listener, will you? Very soon.

I mercifully do not have scabies yet, I suppose. Yes. Yes. But this is the prime time of year. I always presume that they're like passed through intimate contact, but I imagine like a lot of things they probably can get other ways too. And this is a country, this particular region of the country is one where lots of British people come to go skiing this time of year. So who knows, maybe I'll get infested. I really hope not. But I was going to say, because you mentioned the Magic Mountain, can you imagine if you showed Thomas Mon Bergheim? I think we should. I think we should go back and we need to show him what it all led to. I think he might have been thrilled. I don't know.

But yeah, everyone, everyone in Britain has scabies. That's the sort of my favorite news story that I've read today and The Guardian is, why does everyone have scabies? I don't know. It's gross.

But if we've learned anything in the last few weeks of politics, it's that might makes right. And that leads me right

on to our first segment. And we've got three, three segments today. We've got some British news.

We've got some world news. And we've got a big helping of dessert. I'm really excited for the

articles today. Riley sent me this. It's magical. It is life-changingly good,

not to over promise. But I thought we'd start with some world news in a segment that I'm sort of

unwieldily calling the Jesus Christ, the senile pedophile in charge of the United States,

is actually serious update. It really seems like maybe they're going to do it in terms of occupying Greenland.

I have been surprised because, so I live in a building with, there's a little TV screen on

the elevator, and it's just showing like kind of like a rotation of news stories for some

reason and like the weather.

And I kept seeing stories of

like France sends troops to Greenland, like photos of Greenland with like, you know, European military

formations and protests and nuke and all these things. And it's like, oh, wait, I hadn't checked the

news. And then I did. And I saw Trump's, uh, truth social post. And it's just sort of like,

this seems insane.

Every kind of news, anytime I go by a screen showing news, I feel like, just I've

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