Full-Spectrum Puppet Warfare feat. Séamus Malekafzali

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

I guess it’s another slow news day, so TF invited Seamus Malekafzali back on to discuss his favourite old French films. Wait, I am being handed a bulletin. We get into a lot this episode: bloc politics, international law and multilateralism as a European museum exhibit, and a world that seems poised to get much bloodier. Get more TF episodes each week by subscribing to our Patreon here! TF Merch is still available here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	I do like the idea of Chinese T.F sort of existing, and we're going to find out about it really soon
0:21.7	and it's just kind of like exactly the same as this show but yeah yeah but but but in
0:27.6	Mandarin hello everybody and welcome to Chinese trash future welcome to Chinese trash future oh my god
0:36.6	only got I'm that imagine yeah the podcasts where the future will and always Welcome to the Chinese trash future. Oh, my God. If only.
0:38.3	I'm not, imagine.
0:39.5	Yeah, the podcasts where the future will and always will be Chinese.
0:42.8	Oh, my God.
0:44.0	Okay, that's when we can finally end the show.
0:47.4	When the future truly.
0:49.9	When we all become Chinese.
0:51.3	No, they do.
0:52.3	They do the ending of a Huelbeck submission, but everybody gets like fancy Chinese pensions.
0:59.0	Yeah.
0:59.2	Yeah.
0:59.3	Yeah.
0:59.3	Yeah.
0:59.4	Yeah.
1:00.4	Yeah.
1:01.5	Well, I mean, I do wonder what Welbeck would have thought about like the sort of alternate ending of submission where Francis has become Chinese.
1:10.4	He'd probably be really into it, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's always been into like new systems, things different from his old decadent lifestyle. Yeah, and young Asian women from what I recall. That's the main thing. Yeah, I'm into like new systems and like Confucian philosophy. Oh, okay. So you actually are just into young Chinese women., yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's right. Guy who gets into Confucian philosophy is a new
1:31.6	system is a really good bit. Like, we really need some new innovative ideas. We're not stuck in the
1:37.9	past. Look, it's really, really, really important that your calligraphy is perfect if you want to be foreign minister.
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