Michael Zelenko / Jake Young

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2013

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

This week on BG: Emily discovers a celebrity who obviously has ASMR, journalist Michael Zelenko joins the ladies to talk about phreaking and Bit Coins, and lifestyle engineer Tim Trembles (Jake Young) explains his 7 day Adonis system to getting your life on track. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Jake Young Michael Zelenko

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.2	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything.
0:23.0	Baby geniuses.
0:25.0	Tell us something we don't know.
0:26.0	Hello babies.
0:29.0	Hello babies.
0:30.0	Welcome to baby geniuses. Thank you for listening. My name's Emily.
0:32.0	I'm Lisa. What's going on with you guys?
0:36.6	Long pause listening.
0:38.6	Huh, uh-huh. Oh wow. Did you ever watch Blues Clues? We were a little old for it. I kind of started watching it ironically
0:46.6	when I was like 14 or something. But they do that where they talk to the audience and then wait for an answer.
0:53.0	Like they talk to the kids and they're like,
0:54.4	I don't see it, where is it?
0:56.1	And then they wait for the, they wait for you to shout it out.
0:58.9	And then they'll have like kid voices that like sound like they're coming
1:02.1	from somewhere else that are like,
1:03.2	look behind you so that in case you didn't guess it.
1:08.1	Those kids will come from you.
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