Michael Rapaport: Acting & Antisemitism

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Michael Rapaport is back in hell! We immediately discuss his beef with Kanye, he talks about his experience on Friends, and I put him in the hot seat for some Han on the Street questions!

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0:00.0	You're good. You were working out? I've been working out. I've got sick. You've been running your mouth.
0:20.0	I run my mouth. That doesn't get me any shape though. But I got sick and it's a great way to lose weight.
0:28.0	The pneumonia diet. A little stomach bug. Yeah, it was more than that. But then since then I've been working out.
0:35.0	And my fitness model. Because you know there's the mamba mentality. You know, and there's all these fitness.
0:41.0	My fitness model. And I'll give it to you too. Not that you need it because you know you're like an ex-professional athlete.
0:48.0	But my fitness model is if I could fucking do it, you can fucking do it.
0:54.0	If I can fucking do it, you can fucking do it. Tough love with Michael Rapaport.
1:01.0	No, no, no. It's really like if I could fucking do it, trust me, you can fucking do it.
1:06.0	Wait, can you start your own workout tapes? You'd be like, if I could get out of bed with these knees.
1:12.0	You can fucking get out of these beds with these knees. That's the whole mentality because my biggest accomplishment, fitness wise.
1:20.0	One of the biggest accomplishments, fitness wise in my life. And there hasn't been many. Obviously.
1:25.0	But I've gotten to a five plus minute plank. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. Oh.
1:33.0	Sturdier shit. Five. My record is five and a half minutes. Mentally that's hard. Mentally it's hard. Physically it's hard.
1:42.0	And then the other day I did a diversified five minute plank. So you diversify. So you do this and then you do in this.
1:48.0	And then you got the leg up and you got the leg up on the side. Then you back here.
1:52.0	Do you have a personal trainer? No. I should get one. I think it would be good.
1:56.0	But I'm good right now. Maybe I'll get I've had them in the past.
2:01.0	And this is the thing I love about. I like time things. I like. I don't.
2:07.0	I don't want. Yeah. I like to be able to like if I want to step a little bit later and I work out to seven.
2:13.0	I want to be able to. Okay. I could still work out of the 30 and I have to pay you $175.
2:17.0	True. You know what I'm saying? Or more or more. How much are these fucking people?
2:22.0	Two, three hundred. I mean, the celebrity ones. Four hundred.
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