Michael Quu

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Michael discuss gay bushes, paper straws, and Postmates. Check out my Patreon for bonus content! http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a hundred to 6-0 in progress in commosa beach.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears the shit has been.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. Okay. It's Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:24.1	Okay.
0:25.0	Gay.
0:27.2	Are we rolling?
0:27.7	Yeah.
0:28.3	Gay.
0:34.0	Speaking of gay, look at my fucking, look at the village people over here.
0:35.3	I just came from the gym, bro. What's some?
0:35.6	Muscle Beach, California?
0:36.7	What's going on over here
0:38.0	now you want me to be on time or you want me to dress i want to eat it wear what you normally wear
0:42.5	sorry i'm a little stinky today sir your flies down it's not it's not just kidding no he's not
0:49.3	he's not gay and even if he was we don't care care because this America, land of the gay.
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