Chelsea Skidmore

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Chelsea talk about kiwis, getting suspended, and doctors. Check out Craig's Patreon for bonus episodes! http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a hundred in progress of Comosa Beach.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit has been.
0:12.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. My tech. This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:24.6	My check.
0:25.6	Hello, hello.
0:27.4	Hello, hello.
0:28.8	Are we rolling, Mr. Lund?
0:29.5	We're rolling.
0:30.4	Oh, yeah.
0:31.9	See, he always has it rolling.
0:33.3	That's why I pay him $20.
0:34.4	I love that.
0:35.1	That's good.
0:36.3	Right, is this?
0:37.3	This is... Should that be there? That's there, right?
0:38.7	It doesn't matter. We're all going to die.
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