Michael Kosta Reports On The U.S. House Speaker Race & California Believes Bees are Fish | Emily Oster
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sunday we can't wait for the biggest game of the year. Super Bowl 58 on CBS. |
| 0:09.0 | Two legendary franchises square off when theoppable 49ers take on the chiefs who have their |
| 0:16.0 | sights set on back-to-back championships. |
| 0:18.9 | Looking for himself and he's got it! |
| 0:21.3 | Live coverage at 11.30 a.m. Easter, Super Bowl 58, Sunday on CBS and streaming on Paramount Plus. |
| 0:30.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:33.0 | Let's start in the Middle East. |
| 0:37.0 | The war is now in its second week and shows no sign of stopping, but today President Biden landed in |
| 0:45.0 | Israel to try to help out. He made it all the way down the stairs, mission |
| 0:49.1 | accomplished already, off to a great start. And while he was there he had some important advice |
| 0:55.4 | for a country going to war in response to a terrorist attack. |
| 0:58.9 | Justice must be done. But I caution this while you feel that rage, don't be consumed by it. |
| 1:08.0 | After 9-11, we were in rage in the United States. |
| 1:16.0 | While we sought justice and got justice, we also made mistakes. |
| 1:19.5 | Wow, wise words from President Biden. |
| 1:22.8 | Anytime an American president admits a mistake, it's a big deal. |
| 1:23.8 | So Israel, please learn from us. |
| 1:26.1 | Don't stay in Afghanistan for more than 20 years tops. |
| 1:30.6 | But Biden's right. |
| 1:33.0 | America made some serious mistakes after 9-11. |
| 1:37.0 | Iraq, Guantanamo, frosted tips. |
| 1:41.0 | By the way, I'm sure his visit is appreciated, but as someone who has a parent roughly the same age as Joe Biden, sometimes when they fly into help, it ends up being a little more of a burden than hell. |
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