Jordan Klepper & Desi Lydic On Binance CEO Pleading Guilty | Rep. Jeff Jackson

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🗓️ 31 January 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Desi Lydic & Jordan Klepper cover the latest in the news including Binance's CEO pleading guilty, Biden's cord-cutting proposal, and gender equality for crash test dummies. Plus, North Carolina Rep. Jeff Jackson talks about combatting outrage politics with explainer videos on TikTok and other social media platforms, how some members in Congress treat their jobs as “daily tryouts for the outrageous Olympics,” and why he wants to fight political corruption and gerrymandering as Attorney General of North Carolina. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:10.0	I do not see defeat.
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0:13.0	And I do not see surrender.
0:15.0	Is far from over.
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0:33.0	Let's kick in the
0:35.0	Let's kick things off with some news about
0:40.0	cryptocurrency.
0:41.0	Historically, it's the best investment if you're looking to have your money
0:44.5	stolen by a guy whose mattress is 100% for sure on the floor. But now there's one
0:50.2	less place for Americans to trade it.
0:53.0	This morning, another major blow to the cryptocurrency industry
0:57.1	as the leader of the world's largest
0:58.9	crypto exchange pleads guilty to multiple US violations including money laundering.
1:04.5	The feds accused Binance and its CEO, Chang-Peng-Jao, of processing more than 100,000 transactions
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