Michael Kosta Covers Biden Talking Ceasefire Over Ice Cream & CPAC's Panels Sound Insane | Kwame Alexander

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🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Michael Kosta has the scoop on Biden’s ice cream shop press conference on Gaza, and why this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference felt like the worst rock concert ever. Plus, Ronny Chieng places his bets on Baconators after Wendy’s announces new surge pricing. Championing liberal ideas, conservative ideas, and every conspiracy theory known to man, Robert F. Kennedy is still somehow the strangest candidate running for president. But how did he get here? This is the DailyShowography of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Also, bestselling author and Emmy-winning producer Kwame Alexander stops by to talk about his latest anthology of Black poets, called “This Is the Honey,” and how it is a way for any reader to explore the love and triumphs of a Black experience, not just tragedy. Alexander also gives Michael Kosta advice for raising daughters and reads a poem from his memoir, “Why Fathers Cry at Night.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central.
0:09.6	It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily Show with your host Michael Kostas. Oh, Welcome to the Daily Show. We have a great show for you tonight.
0:35.0	We're going to the Daily Show.
0:38.0	Thank you. We have a great show for you tonight. We're going to talk about why you'll be taking
0:46.0	out a mortgage on your next baconator. Biden tries to solve Israel and Palestine in
0:51.2	one lick. And good news, there's finally a Kennedy in politics
0:55.0	let's get to the headlines.
0:58.2	Let's skip things off with an update on the war in the Middle East.
1:04.4	With the situation increasingly desperate, the world has been looking to the United States
1:08.5	for a way forward.
1:10.4	And yesterday, President Joe Biden had some good news, although he delivered it in the most
1:15.3	Joe Biden way possible.
1:16.7	You give us a sense of when you think that he fired at the start.
1:20.0	Well, I hope by the beginning of the weekend.
1:24.0	I mean the end of the weekend.
1:26.0	At least my National Security Advisor tells me that we're close.
1:30.0	We're close. We're close. Not the most dignified way to deliver world-changing news.
1:38.6	It does remind me of the photo of Obama's team watching that bin Laden raid while making balloon animals.
1:44.1	Now, in Joe Biden's defense, he had the ice cream first.
1:49.7	It's not like they asked him about Gaza and he said, hold on, if we're gonna talk about war,
1:53.4	I gotta get a mint chip.
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