Jon Stewart On Israel - Palestine | Murtaza Hussain & Yair Rosenberg
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2024
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:47.0 | John Stewart. Oh, Boom! Welcome to the Daily Show, I am your host John Stewart. |
| 1:23.0 | This is number three. |
| 1:25.0 | The third episode, this is my third episode, the first two, |
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| 1:42.0 | Tonight is perhaps an Amuse-boosch, a trifle. Something light. Tonight we discuss |
| 1:49.1 | Israel Palace. Who wrote this? Well I legally have to read what's in the prompter so here we go. We're going to take a |
| 2:11.8 | look in our new and probably never ending segment. |
| 2:17.0 | Yes. |
| 2:21.0 | Somehow the audience knew, but tonight we discuss Israel, Palestine. side. predisposed to anti-Semitism or morris-onnondofobia. Common side effects of discussing the middle east of our depression, |
| 2:43.0 | infections of the perineum, and craving hummus. |
| 2:45.0 | I'm going to be able to... |
| 2:47.0 | Well, folks, this is an awful situation. We're coming off on five months of a |
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