Michael Jordan's Dad with James Mastraieni

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

You might have heard somewhere about Michael Jordan's gambling habit. Boy oh boy, did it get habitual for a while there. But there's someone we don't talk about when we talk about MJ's golf wagers, and that's his papa James Jordan. Because some people out there in the dark corners of the sports internet believe that James Jordan's tragic death was the result of some jerk mob guys collecting on a debt that MJ owed. And one of those people is hilarious comedian and writer James Mastraieni! Yes, JM has some thoughts about MJ's betting problem, and also some thoughts on cannabis, South Carolina, and the mob. And he also has some personal perspective on how gambling addiction can really mess your stuff up. It's fun, it's thoughtful, it's Michael Jordan's dad.

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0:00.0	The What? Oh, live. Where'd you go?
0:23.0	Staple Center was a Lakers game.
0:25.0	Nice.
0:26.0	Likeers versus Nets.
0:27.0	How fun.
0:28.0	That's great.
0:29.0	Lakers lost that case.
0:30.0	They did.
0:31.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:32.0	But you know,
0:33.7	LeBron fell down in a really weird way.
0:37.6	Oh no. I don't know if you watch the Lakers much.
0:41.6	I'm actually a Clippers fan and a Bulls fan but I don't watch
0:46.8	the Lakers that that often but I love LeBron so I watch him. He's an amazing
0:51.1	player and it was very fun to watch and then it was like I think I understand basketball
0:56.7	I talk a lot of shit on sports because I felt excluded by them in the past. So it's that nerd shit.
1:03.4	You know, like nerds grow up and they hate women,
1:05.2	like that's how I feel about sports.
1:07.8	You heard me before and I'll never forgive you.
1:10.0	That's very funny.
1:12.2	But this made me think I could really enjoy basketball because the drama was very high. It's high scoring.
1:18.0	It's beautiful. It's a beautiful sport. It's like in the same way I think soccer is really beautiful as well. You know it's
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