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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Jesus' Stolen Body with Holly Laurent and Greg Hess

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Ok so did you know that after Jesus was resurrected he allegedly stayed on earth for another MONTH? Just HANGING OUT??! The last days of our buddy Jesus Christ are truly shocking when you get down to the nitty gritty. But the theories about what might have happened to his body when it disappeared from his tomb get even more shocking. The biblically literate and hysterically funny Holly Laurent and Greg Hess stopped by to talk JC and religion in general this week, and it was an absolute delight. Get ready to parse the gospels and roast the disciples with us!

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The Oh, oh, oh, but the funny thing is is when I first graduated from college I started working at a mega church. Oh, whoa! And I worked at a mega church. Oh whoa worked at a mega church after you

0:26.2

had stopped believing. Yeah while I was stopping believing I was working at a

0:31.1

mega church which was crazy but then I learned all the

0:35.4

lingo and the language and I've now always said I'm like bilingual I speak

0:39.2

English and I speak evangelical and because it's like a total length it really is you know and so I was

0:46.6

wanting to do a podcast and Greg was like you should do something with Megachirch

0:49.5

you should do something with Megachirch you should do something with Megachirch and I was like no

0:51.5

especially because I have like tons of regrets around like with my

0:55.0

and I was like, no, especially because I have like tons of regrets around like, I feel like I wasted so much

0:56.0

in my life in that world and in that stuff and in that bullshit.

0:59.0

And it wasn't helpful to me, it was really hurtful.

1:02.0

And Greg was like, you and Greg was like you should do

1:03.4

you should do it and so when I went and pitched to the campfire media guys I pitched

1:05.9

all these other things I was excited about and I could tell none of them lit a fire

1:08.8

under their ass and I was like and then there's also this idea they have a mega and they were like that's it and I was like okay

1:14.1

but then once we started it and I started laughing and stuff I'm like oh it's so

1:18.0

therapeutic I love it's good to it feels really good to laugh about it

1:21.5

I think so I think you have to take the serious things that have actually impacted your life.

1:25.6

That's what fucking sucks about comedy. Yeah, totally. Yeah, it's always the funny.

1:30.0

True is in comedy. Unfortunately.

1:32.0

The more personally lies in comedy. Unfortunately. The more personal lies in comedy.

1:34.0

I know.

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