Michael Dapaah
Russell Howard’s Five Brilliant Things
Avalon
4.5 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome. |
| 0:10.0 | On today's show is a comedian who's become internationally famous for his grind parody, Man's Not Hot. |
| 0:16.0 | It's Michael Dapper and these are his five brilliant things. |
| 0:26.9 | Nice to meet you, man. |
| 0:27.9 | Nice to meet you, man. |
| 0:28.5 | How are you? |
| 0:29.4 | Amazing. |
| 0:30.6 | How are you? |
| 0:31.2 | Good answer. |
| 0:32.6 | I am. |
| 0:34.5 | The sun cheers me up no end. |
| 0:36.6 | I think it cheers everybody up. |
| 0:39.1 | He's crazy. Everyone's just in a good mood in Britain when the sun comes out, right? Did you see the water fountains in the kids? It's one of |
| 0:45.8 | the great sights. So there's like a water fountain around the corner and whenever it's sunny, |
| 0:49.8 | there's just screaming children running through water. Oh, I think I've seen it before, but I didn't actually see it today because I think I came out through like a different... This is it. I come out through a different end. But whenever it's sunny, there's kids there now, the hardcore kids are the kids that are there when it's raining. Yeah. What are there kids that when training? Every so often. And they're, you know, the kids that really love it. And I often wonder about those kids. Yeah. That are they here on a sunny day ago, look at these part-time. Yeah. Do you remember me? They're not here when the weather's shit. Have you got children? No, not yet. Have you? |
| 1:27.8 | I do, yes. |
| 1:28.6 | Oh, beautiful. |
| 1:29.5 | Yeah, he's not quite at that level yet, but it's funny. Every time I look at those fountains, I sort of think there's going to come a time where I'll be able to drop him off. He can run around there. I can do the show, come back, find him drenched, happy. That's it. Yeah. I got a nephew though |
| 1:43.1 | Yeah |
| 1:43.6 | And I've got like |
| 1:44.5 | Eight God kids |
| 1:45.9 | So yeah |
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