Micah Parsons upcoming extension and Jared Sandler on the Rangers great start | DZ 3-31-25
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🗓️ 31 March 2025
⏱️ 78 minutes
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A big weekend check on this Monday featuring Today in Fast Food and The Handoff. Micah Parsons said in December he would take less to get more talent around him; we'll see how his upcoming extension is handled. Then Jared Sandler joins us with some Rangers trivia and some short jokes
- (00:00) - Open: Weekend Check
- (57:13) - Sports: Micah Parsons's extension
- (01:22:39) - Bad Beats
- (01:36:02) - Jared Sandler: Rangers hot start
- (02:12:50) - News: Impractical Jokers gone wrong
- (02:28:54) - VM birthdays/Today in History
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm professional broadcaster Dan McDowell, letting you know that you were about to hear one of our free |
| 0:05.3 | podcast. But if you'd like to subscribe at dumbzone.com, you'll get four shows per week plus the weekend |
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| 0:24.7 | Now, on to today's program. |
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