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Heading down Austin Way.

A little dirt under the crib action.

A couple quick notes here before we get into some sports.

This really kind of jumped up on me, but around the time of that ski trip i went on i told you guys i had

another buddy who doesn't drink he's about a year in and he hit me up afterward we were just texting

i was like yeah we should get together more often and he's like hey yeah uh i'm not like wanting to

make like a big deal out of my birthday

or anything like that ever you know i don't know i have no idea you know one thing about me

perhaps i don't know everybody has a birthday sometimes i don't uh and he's like but i'm thinking

about going skydiving for my 40th.

And I'm good friends with his brother. And he's like, yeah, me and my brother, Chase, are going to go. And we're going to try to get a group of people together. Chase, his little brother's wife, was going to go. He was good friends with Kristen. And I'm like, I don't know. Why not? You going to do it? And the date moved around a couple times. and now they've decided on April 13th. So, like, I thought this was going to be later in the summer, and I was like, yeah, whatever, I'll go. And then they now are like, we need a deposit. So I guess I'm going to go. You're doing it? Yeah. Why? What is that, a Sunday? Yeah. And I told my friend, I'm like, one, you're gay because you do care about your birthday. If you're like, I'm going to go skydiving for my 40th. I'm pretty sure that's what my mom did. She might have been 30. Maybe it was 40. But also, it's the most like sober douchebag thing to do. I get clean and go skydiving with your buddies, but I'm going to go and I'm... It's probably a big rush, though, you know? That's... Oh, it's a... It's very popular in the... It's getting high on life, right? Yeah. I don't know. I'm going to seem safe, right?

You don't hear about it that often.

I look at the news a lot.

You don't hear about like just bodies flumping to the ground.

Yeah, you're, yeah.

I feel like it's safer than, like, would you bungee jump?

No.

I feel like that's really like a, oh, we just kind of set this thing up here. It'll work. It's like the carnival. I've seen people do it at the carnival in like other countries too. Yeah. Yeah, no, no. See the people running this carnival? There's something about there being a plane involved, which makes me feel like to get to plane, you have to have a level of technical proficiency and safety.

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