Mewling Quim with Mike Finoia

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Jay Oakerson

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Jay claims that he is better than Christine at all athletics. Bob and Jay bragged about hopping over a small fence and made everyone in the studio prove that they could touch the ceiling. Christine claims that she can beat Jay in water sports, roller skating, and yoga. | Bobby accuses Jay of being spineless because he was nice to someone at the Comedy Cellar whom he previously bad-mouthed on the radio. Bob also insists that Jay ignores him in conversations with someone more important. Mike Finoia chose the right day to join the Bonfire where allegations are leveled and settled! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:07.1	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:10.8	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:12.0	What?
0:12.6	Make me hot, Lou.
0:15.8	If you think...
0:16.9	We have a guest.
0:17.6	He hasn't joined the show yet.
0:18.6	He's not his phone.
0:19.4	He's texting somebody.
0:49.0	He's busy. We're on the air, Michael. Hey. Mike Fennois is in studio, and I'm glad he's in studio. Why? Why? Why wouldn't he be? You like, you like, you like, you like, you like, Jay, right? I mean, I love him. You love him? Yeah. You think you know him? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, you do. I mean, Wyatt, I bet you I don't know him as much as I think I do. Well, I, I feel the same way, man. No what I mean?
0:54.3	Did you really, were you really shocked by this behavior? I would, you know what? Let me tell you something.
1:13.7	What you're standing next to right now? What you're sitting next to? You're sitting next to... Am I going to want to move? Buddy, you don't have to move because you don't have to be afraid of it because it's just a spineless jellyfish of a thing. An amoeba. He's an amoeba. He's he's actually the thing in that new movie Hill Mary that was eating the sun Just
1:14.7	Well thing. An amoeba. He's an amoeba. He's actually the thing in that new movie Hill Mary that was eating the sun.
1:14.7	Well, wait, wait.
1:16.1	I can give you a little precursor to the story here.
1:19.3	Sure.
1:19.6	Why don't you?
1:20.6	In that me and Bobby decided I was off skanks yesterday.
1:24.5	So on a Monday, when I know I'm anything, I'm like, oh, well, that would be a night.
1:44.2	Go bang around a comedy club for a second say hi show my face see some people. Yeah Monday night's you know if he doesn't have anything he's like hey what are you doing I'm going on to hang I'm like yeah come with me go for an hour we go for an hour we go for an hour we hang out we bust balls we're getting a little snack at Will that joke night with Will Silvance. Well, we go to the olive tree. It's a, it's a very fluid thing. Yeah. It's just to go down and be OGs. We drive down. We take a fifth Ave. We gog. A little traffic. He plays songs. People outside. People watch. seeing us. He plays songs that get stuck in your head
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