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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Jay explains the Euphoria series to Jacob and Bobby because they are from a different time. Bob is stunned, in a good way, at the amount of nudity in the show. Jacob falls in love with Sydney Sweeney. | Jay uses DoorDash to send an Oculus Quest to his home and doesn't realize that he overpaid for the delivery. | The Baddies Reunion is one of Jay's favorite things and he shows Bobby all the wild highlights of the fighting. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.

0:05.9

Jacob's back. He's all smiles, man.

0:09.7

Good to be back, guys. I missed you all.

0:11.7

Ah, man. Were you not here?

0:16.4

Good to see you, man.

0:17.7

Double thumbs up. Miss your sense of humor.

0:20.7

I miss the hell out of both of you. Ah, man. We'll be back in New York. Jacob, who's got a smile on his face and two thumbs? This guy. Yeah. Hey, Christine. Good to see you. Pride and shiny. Black Lou, not in studio today from where I'm looking at him.

0:38.5

I think he's in the U.N. or something. He's landing planes or something over there. Jesus Christ. What a setup.

0:42.6

He's flying drones for America in Iran right now.

0:46.1

Why's the beef? We have the meat. Yeah. Look at that screen that Black Lou has a seven-foot screen to match his seven-foot wingspan uh yep this isn't even

0:58.1

the TV the TV wall is what you can't see he's a bank of TVs yeah he's running some type

1:04.2

illegal betting or some shit there's no reason to have that look at the size of that's that computer

1:10.2

screen his white in-laws are going to be the patsies when it all goes down. I don't know. He's going to be like, I don't know. I have no idea. That's the smallest monitor in that room. He was, I had a feeling my father-in-law was a crazy psychotic bookie. He goes to Best Buy. He goes, how big do you want your monitor? He takes his penis out this big. Yeah. I want it this big.

1:28.5

Bob, your mind was just blown by me by informing you. I got a Quest 3 delivered right to my house. Didn't have to go anywhere. Dude, I don't understand that, though. I thought you had to go to, like, Best Buy or a Radio Shack. You can door to, radio shack's gone, buddy. I'm sorry.

1:43.4

Are you kidding me?

1:44.1

I'm sorry.

1:44.5

You're not going to be able to build your own radio flyer now.

1:47.0

How am I going to get my solder? Radio shack. You can doord... Radio shack's gone, buddy. I'm sorry. Are you kidding me?

1:44.5

I'm sorry.

2:03.0

You're not going to be able to build your own radio flyer now. How am I going to get my soldering iron? Yeah. Where am I? He goes, what about that no-name RC car I wanted to? Where am I going to get my boat? I'm getting a drone from a company called Bill's drones.. Buddy, DoorDash. I don't know if Uber Eats will do this. Uber Eats will do a drugstore for you. But DoorDash delivered my gigantic snowblower. How do you... I door-dashed it. But how did you figure that out? I thought it was just food. I was looking up to snowblowers. Yeah.

2:18.0

When I was looking them up and one of them had an option on DoorDash and I was like, that's impossible. When you look and it's like, yeah, within the next four hours it'll be at your house. How much does it cost to get it? It must be so much more. I don't think so. I love that we both have to look at women when we ask how much things are. Look up. Look up with the percentages. It's got to be a high

2:34.0

percentage to go to, you've got to go

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