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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday.

Happy Mom Day.

Happy Monday after Mother's Day.

Mother's Day this year felt like my birthday.

I got so many texts.

Like are we texting other moms? Yeah, you know what? And I woke up like really early and I had received like a couple of texts already. And I was like, what if I'm just the person that initiates? What if I'm the person who like writes in the group chat first? Not the one who's last like the slob. Yeah, you too. Happy Mother's day. I know. I sent so many U-2s. I felt bad. I know. What if I put other bitches on blast?

What if I did it? I love. like the slob yeah you too happy mother's day i know i sent so many you twos i felt bad i know what if

i put other bitches on blast what if i did it first of all i love that like kind of our sister put you on blast because she sent me flowers yeah she's like happy first mother's day she put you on blast because she got me a gift in a card and she put me on blast a gift yeah she got me actually a really cute gift that's like you wouldn't think it's like the craziest gift but it's like my favorite

gift i've gotten a long time. It's like it was just like a set of little pastel bowls that, like ceramic bowls that are pleading. Maybe she's maybe to give it to me a person. Yeah, no, she said she was like at the mall and she just saw them and thought of me and she just wanted to get me a little something because I've just been like really amazing. Oh my God. And no, because I made like the dinner. I guess I've been like cooking a lot and we had taco night Friday night and like I needed little bowls. And I guess she saw like my lack of little bowls and she saw a bowl so she's scentable and I got these shooting little

balls she saw your lack of little bowls she saw me really is what she saw yeah and they were like

beautiful I actually took a video of them today I like love them so much I'll post them they're stob

too like that brand stah what is it? St. A-U-B.

It's like, it's similar to like Crusay. It's ceramic quality things. I've never heard of it. Although if I did see the brand STA-U-B, like personally, I would say stowb. I don't know. I, I, I, I, you might be right. I don't know. No, I don't know either. Um, so yeah, and then I didn't get her card or a gift. So like I looked like a horse. I didn't get I didn't get anyone. That's terrible. Yeah, it's not just like I don't feel put on blast that she got you flowers. Like, then you feel on blast because you didn't get her flowers. Yeah, of course. Like I didn't realize like that I was also supposed to be showering other mothers. Do you know what I mean? With love and gifts and affection. It was your first time, you know? Yeah, so it did. I don't know if I'm going to get like this many texts always, but maybe because it was my first, like, people went out of their way to text me. and by the time like I'm like, oh, maybe I should text someone.

I had pretty much already spoken to everyone except, like, Lauren Elena. So I sent her a text. She's like my mom buddy because, like, we literally gave birth like the same week. So I was like, happy with Mother's Day. But like, besides that, I had already communicated with everyone. That's so funny. Oh, and also say, yes, I did think about like being the one to send the text first and like put everyone on blast.

And I didn't do that.

But I thought about it. Maybe next year. The thought is not the thing that counts, actually. No, but, like, maybe next year. I think I'm going to do it next year. I couldn't do it. Like, the minute I thought about it. Then, like, all of a sudden, eight hours passed, you know? Right. Of course, of course. Things like that. It always happened. Classic. But next year, I got you guys. So we went away for the weekend. I have so much to tell you that I didn't tell you like offline because I wanted to share it on the podcast. Okay. How was your weekend? Kind of something insane happened. Like the craziest thing ever has happened. Actually, I'm not sure if I'm overreacting or underreacting, you know? Tell me.

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