Good morning girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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It's the toast.

I sound amazing.

Welcome back to the tourist. Happy Variety.

Yeah, that's when I'm singing my own song about Friday.

Yay.

Yay.

Happy Friday.

We did it.

We motherfucking did it.

I do feel like it's important to celebrate one's accomplishments and making it to the end of this particular week.

I don't know why.

I just felt really hard.

And so congrats things we all did that patch yourself on the back, girl.

Today's the last Friday before mother's day so happy

mother's day to all who are celebrating how was your rager last night you know i wanted to ask you a

question okay i saw you through a rager and didn't invite me to celebrate mac's half birthday

you had half a cake i wanted to let everyone know that like because inspired by our discussion yesterday

about like half cakes for the six month birthday i I decided to do it because I was like cooking dinner. And whenever I cook dinner, I like invite the Shapiro's. And then I'm like, and let's have a half cake for match. Oh, we're having a party. We're having a party. So we did it. It was so cute. And I wanted to ask a logistical question because I saw that of course, because you're a queen, you had a Carvel cake, which if you're invited me to a party and the cake is not Carvel, like seriously, don't invite me because I'm not coming. Those things are so fucking hard to cut. How did you cut the whole thing in half? I wet the knife with warm water. Yeah, I do that too. It doesn't really help. The cut in half was so easy.

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