The Bert Show.

Spoiler alert, the good news is Messi Mikey survived.

We do know that.

He's live.

Returning kicks from a professional women's football team.

Well, sir, congratulations. You made it.

Thank you. So I honestly can't tell you how happy I am to be alive.

Just such a shame that you're maimed from the waist down.

So we sent Mikey out to return kicks with the Atlanta Rage women's professional football team over the weekend,

not really knowing how he was going to do at all.

It happened in the morning.

And I wanted an update, just a little concern.

So I hit Jackson up, who was doing the play-by-play for the whole thing.

And I'm like, how's Mikey doing?

And he sends me a text back saying he broke his arm.

Wow.

I mean, the reason we did that was because originally,

Mikey and I went and got breakfast after the whole thing was done,

and then I was like, oh, I should probably text Tommy and let him know how it went.

And then immediately we were like, all right, let's tell him that we're in the hospital.

And we played it off pretty good.

We actually got Tommy and told him that Mikey was in the hospital. And we played it off pretty good. We actually got Tommy and told him that Mikey was in the hospital.

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