The Bert show.

You guys remember back in the day, I think it was VH1 that did behind the music, and they used to put up like different facts

about the band, like, they would just pop up and they would have I forget what even the

sound was yeah that was pop-up video pop-up video okay that's right that's what

that was I wish people came with that. Just one fact as you're sitting there talking to

him just you can see it so you know something about them which is something that

Mikey could have used at the pool the other day. That's right. I'm at a true a true nair do well. A what? A

nair do well. Oh yeah. Does yeah that's a word right? I think so. All right. A derelict. Oh Oh okay. That's a word too right? Yeah. That's the

one we all know. Okay. Did you study the dictionary before you came in here? I've been reading the

dictionary. So me and my girlfriend go to her neighborhood pool.

We're looking for, what we're looking for is a relaxing day. What we found is a man about to go to prison

who we had to spend the day with.

Neat.

So we get into the pool, we're there, there's two other people in the pool.

It's an older lady and then a guy, I'd say he's around 40 years old,'s got face tattoos and neck tattoos but he's

over on the other end of the pool so we're good.

Okay.

Either way that doesn't say anything about anybody.

No no.

We're good.

Niceest guy you'd ever meet but is he's tattered all over the place.

Absolutely.

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