Messy Mikey Defended His Lady’s Honor In A Major Way!
The Bert Show
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Bert show. |
| 0:02.0 | Be surprised everybody, including himself by being a protective boyfriend. |
| 0:06.0 | Mmm, putting those muscles to work. |
| 0:08.0 | That's right. |
| 0:09.0 | Might be, how to just step up for you lady? |
| 0:12.0 | I defended my woman's honor is what I did. You did? I defended my woman's honor is what I did. I did. |
| 0:15.0 | My man. We know you don't have any. |
| 0:18.0 | You got a... Hey, yo. |
| 0:20.0 | I got a... Right, comebacks for Kristen too. |
| 0:23.0 | It's coming from everywhere, well. |
| 0:26.0 | So, you know, one of my things in life is that I will jump through hoops to not get punched in the face. |
| 0:32.8 | Okay, true. |
| 0:34.8 | I... |
| 0:35.8 | You will do anything except for lift a weight. |
| 0:37.8 | That's right. |
| 0:38.8 | I'll talk my way out of... |
| 0:39.8 | I will go through lengths to stay out of a fight. |
| 0:42.4 | You're a lover, not a fighter. I'm a lover baby. |
| 0:45.2 | Have you ever been in a physical altercation? I've gotten slapped around a couple of times. |
| 0:52.0 | One time I... By your girlfriend? |
| 0:54.0 | What that you didn't pay for? |
| 0:56.0 | One time I called a guy nugget at McDonald's, he kind of punched me in the face. |
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